| Ratherdrinktea | |
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 Tea? | |
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Avenite Since |
13th March 2011 |
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Location |
In my own little world |
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Nicknames |
Tea, Rather, Teacup, Sparrow |
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Gender |
emale (uses they/their, but she is okay I guess) |
Tea (AKA Rather_drink_tea, bubbletea, or ratherdrinkbubbletea) has been an AVENchat regular since March and has since become known as the cutest member after OpenBox. On Tinychat she has software that she uses to do fun stuff...most famously turning into a golden retriever that she calls Bubblegum. Tea is making an AVEN family tree because she has no life. She can also be seen on Tinychat telling chatlings to eat. She also tends to poke other members of chat, and gets in poke wars while on camera. Both the eating and the poking have escalated to facebook on numerous occassions.
Tea is also the resident polygamist of AVEN.
Tea's Version of Pengy (Read: This is totally not real)(Read: I give up on re-editing my thread. Just know that Strivna is wrong but we wubs striv anyway)(Read: Needs MOAR reads!!)
Tea has a pet penguin named Pengy, who is occasionally kidnapped by other members of the chat (even though Tea and Pengy are soulmates). Pengy tends to return to Tea telling awful stories of certain chat members (*cough* Strivna *cough cough*). Pengy now resides with Tea and would very much like to stay there.
-statement written by Pengy's lawyer, Attourney Archie Wonderbird (specializes in stuffed penguin law)
On May 15th, Pengy and Tea showed the chat their first child...Pingy. Due to pre-natal issues, Pingy is smaller than both parents. It may also be important to note that Pingy is pink.
In another statement from Pengy's lawyer, Pengy requests that nobody touch Pingy without signed permission from him and Tea. If Strivna comes near him again, he will throw Spageggi at striv.
Strivna's Version of Pengy (Read: Made from Pure Truth) (Tea agrees) (Hellz no, Strivna!) (STOP EDITING THE READS!!!)
Tea has a pet penguin named Pengy, who is occasionally kidnapped by other members of the chat. Pengy is officially married to Strivna, and is in a three-way relationship with Strivna and Mudkip. Pengy is happy in this relationship and has chosen to stay with Strivna and Mudkip, regardless of what Tea tells herself and others.
On 15 May 2011, Pengy showed that a child, Pingy, had been born. Pengy and Mudkip are the parents of Pingy, and Tea is just jelly that she didn't have the baby with Pengy. Pingy (being a shortened name of "Pink Pengy," which Mudkip totally agreed to) was born with a genetic mutation that caused the blue skin to turn pink. Tea believes this mutation proves that she is Pingy's parent. She has yet to provide evidence that she is pink, however, nor has she provided any biological data that connects her to Pingy. Both Pengy and Mudkip are listed as Pingy's biological parents on Pingy's birth certificate, and DNA testing can confirm this to be true.
Pengy asked Strivna to be Pingy's legal guardian, which Strivna happily accepted. Pengy now raises Pingy with Mudkip and Strivna in their secret home (the location of which will not be revealed, due to the fact that Tea is obsessed with both Pengy and Pingy, and will most likely try to abduct them in their sleep).
Pengy does not have a lawyer named Archie Wonderbird. Pengy's lawyer is named Sir Adrian Superbeak.
Archetype's Version of Pengy (Read: Conspiracy Theory that May Actually Be Somewhat Correct...) (Tea agrees) (Damn right Tea agrees) (I feel like adding moar parentheses and information in said parentheses here) (*does the same*)
Pengy is Brian Peppers. They are fighting for his love but little do they know that he has enough love for both of them. And more ;)